Thursday, July 11, 2013

The Funniest Story of the Day

Our readers tend to be busy and very efficient at absorbing information so.....
We really, really don't like blind links, the lazy blogger's trick of "here and here and here", instead preferring the clunkier looking but vastly more informative use of links that spell out where you're going.

However, in this case it is best to come in cold.

And remember that the blogger used to work for Bloomberg.

Speaking of links, the arc90 developer lab has a free web and mobile app, Readability, that converts hyperlinks to footnotes and grabs the headline to display.

Or you could just run posts through the Dialectizer, set to Elmer Fudd and forget about the links:
Ouw weadews tend to be busy and vewy efficient at absowbing infowmation so.....
We weawwy, weawwy don't wike bwind winks, the wazy bwoggew's twick of "hewe and hewe and hewe", instead pwefewwing the cwunkiew wooking but vastwy mowe infowmative use of winks that speww out whewe you'we going.

Howevew, in this case it is best to come in cowd.

And wemembew that the bwoggew used to wowk fow Bwoombewg.

Speaking of winks, the awc90 devewopew wab has a fwee web and mobiwe app, Weadabiwity, that convewts hypewwinks to footnotes and gwabs the headwine to dispway.